There's no better way to start off your day than to start with a Squirtle and evolve your way up to "Too Drunk Drunk to Function At 9am," also known as "Blastoise.
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What about Koffing and Weezing? Gloom, perhaps (c'mon, just look at her and tell me she's not blitzed out of her skull).
It's a piece of cake to party hard! Click through and DO IT UP.
I didn't choose the drunk life. The drunk life chose me!