Pokémon

What about Koffing and Weezing? Gloom, perhaps (c'mon, just look at her and tell me she's not blitzed out of her skull).

Gotta beat Hazy, their gym leader!

My lineup is Oddish, Hypno, Weezing, Weepinbell, Psyduck, and my main threat:

Weedle!

It's electrifying! Via The Drunken Moogle.

Pichu, Pikachu, Raichu (Pokemon Cocktails) Ingredients: Pichu: 1/2 oz Creme de Banana 1/2 oz pomegranate schnapps, 1/2 oz Jager

Pikachu: 1/2 oz grenadine 1/2 oz Creme de Banana 1/2 oz Captain Morgan tattoo

Raichu: 1 oz Creme de Banana 1oz Jager 1oz 100 proof Captain Morgan

Directions: For the Pichu: pour the the creme de banana, then layer the pomegranate schnapps, then layer the Jager on top. Pikachu: pour the grenadine, next layer the creme de banana, then layer the captain tattoo on top. Raichu: pour the creme de banana, layer the Jager then layer the captain 100 proof on top.

I didn't choose the drunk life. The drunk life chose me!

I mean, c'mon... the first thing he does is ask you your name, and he's known you for years! Dude doesn't remember what gender you are! Don't do drugs, all you young trainers out there.

I KNEW it! That Poké Flute was a crack pipe, wasn't it?

It's a piece of cake to party hard! Click through and DO IT UP.

Click things! And party! And click more! And party!

(hey, do you hear something?)