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abra alakazam bong enterprise kadabra Pokémon Star Trek teleport - 6100312832
By Unknown
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Alakazam: "Bro, this isn't the Enterprise, this is Taco Bell..." Abra: "You're welcome."

drunk life Pokémon pokemon black pokemon white thug life - 6355467264
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I didn't choose the drunk life. The drunk life chose me!

10 guy drugs Pokémon professor oak really high guy too high guy - 6507806464
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I mean, c'mon... the first thing he does is ask you your name, and he's known you for years! Dude doesn't remember what gender you are! Don't do drugs, all you young trainers out there.

adventure time asian Darren Criss diaper facebook internet party hard Pokémon poop tumblr weekend - 5203592704
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The weekend's almost here, so let it all out! Just try not to get it all over the walls. Click through the gallery and party!

Early Morning Happy Hour gotta-drink-em-all happy hour Pokémon pokemon drinks squirtle - 6576529920
Via Le Max
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There's no better way to start off your day than to start with a Squirtle and evolve your way up to "Too Drunk Drunk to Function At 9am," also known as "Blastoise.