I mean, c'mon... the first thing he does is ask you your name, and he's known you for years! Dude doesn't remember what gender you are! Don't do drugs, all you young trainers out there.
There's no better way to start off your day than to start with a Squirtle and evolve your way up to "Too Drunk Drunk to Function At 9am," also known as "Blastoise.
