pizza

At Trattoria Neapolis Italian restaurant and bar in Pasadena, California, owner Michele Galifi is currently offering the "Pizza Cocktail" which Erin Lyall of LA Weekly's Squid Ink blog describes as "a scarily accurate drink that tastes as if your slice jumped into a Vitamix with a bottle of vodka. Tomato water, basil-infused vodka, ghost pepper–infused vodka, porcini powder and muddled basil are shaken together and topped with a Parmesan and mozzarella foam."

When he invited his friend "Drugs" over to eat pizza.

According the the user, the pizza (ahem) "medicinal pipe" is functional. Or at least as functional as a food-based drug-delivery device can be. What a time to be alive.

But apparently, two rights make a wrong.