pizza

When he invited his friend "Drugs" over to eat pizza.

But apparently, two rights make a wrong.

He just keeps going! He'll never stop! How can you fit that much pizza in there, Kitty?

Oh Lord, this reminds me of those old anti-drug commercials from the 90s, where that cool looking kid with his yellow, green, and pink shoes, skateboard and hot new CD player is sitting on the apartment stoop asking if some passers-by want to get high. "Nah, man, that stuff's for losers!" They proclaim confidently. Ahh, those were the days.