pizza

But apparently, two rights make a wrong.

Watch as these guys try to find out, scientifically.

When he invited his friend "Drugs" over to eat pizza.

At Trattoria Neapolis Italian restaurant and bar in Pasadena, California, owner Michele Galifi is currently offering the "Pizza Cocktail" which Erin Lyall of LA Weekly's Squid Ink blog describes as "a scarily accurate drink that tastes as if your slice jumped into a Vitamix with a bottle of vodka. Tomato water, basil-infused vodka, ghost pepper–infused vodka, porcini powder and muddled basil are shaken together and topped with a Parmesan and mozzarella foam."

We salute you.

Don't let the too-cheesy facade fool you, there's savory meats under there too.

It's... beautiful!

Note - this video contains inebriation, naughty words, a Doctor Who reference, and cheese.