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Watch as these guys try to find out, scientifically.

We salute you.

At Trattoria Neapolis Italian restaurant and bar in Pasadena, California, owner Michele Galifi is currently offering the "Pizza Cocktail" which Erin Lyall of LA Weekly's Squid Ink blog describes as "a scarily accurate drink that tastes as if your slice jumped into a Vitamix with a bottle of vodka. Tomato water, basil-infused vodka, ghost pepper–infused vodka, porcini powder and muddled basil are shaken together and topped with a Parmesan and mozzarella foam."

You can't not show up for work! Think of how many people are counting on you, Pizza Guy!