passed out

Fine, so it's not the flashiest trick, but it's actually pretty impressive when you think about it. Have you ever tried to balance styrofoam cups when they where on an uneven surface that threatened to shift at any moment? The fact that they reached five cups high only shows how hard that guy is sleeping.

"Bluh buh buhhhh everyone else is passed out, I'm out of vodka, I don't have any hair on my temples, and IDK WHAT THE F**K IS GOING ON."