That or don't keep any writing implements in your house...
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His head's going to look like a Koopa shell for a couple days.
Dude, I don't think that's what they meant when they told you to try some pot.
If he had a sense of humor about it, he'd play "Paint it Black" on that guitar as soon as he woke up.
