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"No sweetie, maybe one of your little friends stole it."

Some adult language, as you might expect after a few drinks.

"I drink Jägermeister because my dealer's in jail right now."

Oh! Well, okay. Just be careful, though. Side effects of drinking Jägermeister include liver damage, memory loss and GTL.

The survey, which was carried out by Virgin Media, questioned nearly 4,000 students across nine campuses.

In keeping with the drinking theme a bottle opener was ranked as the fifth most important item for students. The top three was made up of smartphones, tablet computers and toothbrushes with USB sticks in fourth place.

What are the kids drinking these days?

Content warning: no weed here, but there is a young lad furiously flexing his cursing vocabulary.

This kid got trolled hard by a drug dealer. He bought what he thought was five bags of weed, which turned out to be four bags of grass and one bag of leaves. I know your grandma probably calls it grass, but that doesn't mean your pot should look like actual grass, dude. I guess that's what happens when you buy bud from someone on Instagram.