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The survey, which was carried out by Virgin Media, questioned nearly 4,000 students across nine campuses.

In keeping with the drinking theme a bottle opener was ranked as the fifth most important item for students. The top three was made up of smartphones, tablet computers and toothbrushes with USB sticks in fourth place.

Via NOLA.com: 

Deputies confiscated 106 18-packs of Natural Light beer, five 12-packs of Corona beer and five liters of Franza wine. Deputies also took several bottles of rum, tequila, vodka and whiskey.

The kids were pulled over due to expired tags. When the cop asked if they could search the trailer they consented. 

"I drink Jägermeister because my dealer's in jail right now."

Oh! Well, okay. Just be careful, though. Side effects of drinking Jägermeister include liver damage, memory loss and GTL.