idiots

A 21 year-old Nebraska man was pulled over and arrested for suspicion of driving under the influence. When the cop searched his vehicle he discovered a container marked "not weed." 

Do you know was was in this converted sour cream container?

Did you guess weed? 

You win!

The driver then admitted it belonged to him and was cited. I have a feeling Mensa is going to revoke his membership.

The survey, which was carried out by Virgin Media, questioned nearly 4,000 students across nine campuses.

In keeping with the drinking theme a bottle opener was ranked as the fifth most important item for students. The top three was made up of smartphones, tablet computers and toothbrushes with USB sticks in fourth place.