There's no better way to start off your day than to start with a Squirtle and evolve your way up to "Too Drunk Drunk to Function At 9am," also known as "Blastoise.
So get this towel to celebrate the occasion!
Sure, there's happy hour on Sundays, because if you've broken in to the bar you could probably also break into the liquor cabinet anyway.
SHOW ME YOUR MAGIC, OH SORCERER OF SALTED RIMS.
