happy hour

There's no better way to start off your day than to start with a Squirtle and evolve your way up to "Too Drunk Drunk to Function At 9am," also known as "Blastoise.

Join us on ROFLrazzi this Sunday at 5 p.m. for an exclusive Cheezburger liveblog of the Golden Globes! Don't forget to keep your fridges well-stocked with martini fixings, because it's not the Golden Globes unless you're at least a little tipsy.

... is that, like, an IPA or something?