... is that, like, an IPA or something?
SHOW ME YOUR MAGIC, OH SORCERER OF SALTED RIMS.
There's no better way to start off your day than to start with a Squirtle and evolve your way up to "Too Drunk Drunk to Function At 9am," also known as "Blastoise.
Seriously folks, party fouls don't get any higher than this.
