happy hour

There's no better way to start off your day than to start with a Squirtle and evolve your way up to "Too Drunk Drunk to Function At 9am," also known as "Blastoise.

SHOW ME YOUR MAGIC, OH SORCERER OF SALTED RIMS.

Sure, there's happy hour on Sundays, because if you've broken in to the bar you could probably also break into the liquor cabinet anyway.

Join us on ROFLrazzi this Sunday at 5 p.m. for an exclusive Cheezburger liveblog of the Golden Globes! Don't forget to keep your fridges well-stocked with martini fixings, because it's not the Golden Globes unless you're at least a little tipsy.

So get this towel to celebrate the occasion!