happy hour

WARNING: Side-effects include turning into a flesh-hungry mutant zombie intent on destroying Mila Jovovich.

There's no better way to start off your day than to start with a Squirtle and evolve your way up to "Too Drunk Drunk to Function At 9am," also known as "Blastoise.

Join us on ROFLrazzi this Sunday at 5 p.m. for an exclusive Cheezburger liveblog of the Golden Globes! Don't forget to keep your fridges well-stocked with martini fixings, because it's not the Golden Globes unless you're at least a little tipsy.

Seriously folks, party fouls don't get any higher than this.