hangover

If I could give you a high-five without upsetting the space-time continuum, I totally would!

Always on the lookout for a quick fix, I read with interest a recent profile of musician Jason Isbell, the former songwriter for the Drive-By Truckers, in the New York Times Magazine. Asked for his favorite hangover cure, Isbell (who recently got out of rehab) named Pedialyte, the electrolyte solution often given to infants suffering from vomiting and diarrhea to replenish fluids and minerals in their bodies. Cut to me running to the nearest drugstore to stock up. But what I found at Walgreen's was something even better: Pedialyte Freezer Pops.

And he's dealin' out prescriptions. Cups and cups of prescriptions.

Dress appropriately for trick-or-treating tonight!