You don't really want to know what happened between 4:00 AM and 12:00 PM, but let's just say that pig didn't end up in your clothes by accident.
And he's dealin' out prescriptions. Cups and cups of prescriptions.
"Okay, black lagers are done for, time to move on to pale browns and doppelbocks!"
Dress appropriately for trick-or-treating tonight!
