Hall of Fame

"Shut up kid, Bill O'Reilly is on!"

This summer, some guy named Mark is...

The Warned Identity.

O Chugging King, teach us mere mortals thy ways!

Me gwaan need de help a' Jah ta finish dis ting!

Now a red solo cup is the best receptacle for barbecues, tailgates, fairs, and festivals.

"... is this Swedish House Mafia? I hate Swedish House Mafia! What does Swedish House Mafia even mean? Are you going to kidnap and kill me if I don't listen to you? Well hey, on the bright side, if that happened, I wouldn't have to listen to Swedish House Mafia anymore."

If only these labels had real beers to go with them. Here's what we think they'd taste like though:

Broke Back Bock: Pale but heavy, leaves you out of breath and wanting a triple bacon cheeseburger. Buff & Tan: Full-bodied and orange, causes fist-pumping and thinking that Ed Hardy shirts are pretty sick brah. Butterface: Good flavor and feels good going down, just don't look at it too closely. Double Dark Dork: A carefully-crafted "beer drinker's beer" perfect for sipping while you marathon Doctor Who (again). Douschbagen: A Eurotrash European-style beer that goes well with sauerkraut and confusing techno. Extra Bitter Ex: Tastes good at first, but a little ways in you realize what a horrible mistake you've made.