gross

Everybody wants to invent the new planking, but I don't know if this'll be it.

So everyone sits around a table and has their can of beer in front of them. One quarter is passed around the table from person to person…. they spin the quarter on the table and then call out anyone else at the tables name. The person whose name they call out becomes the "shooter" and tries to slap or flick the quarter into anyone else's can. You can block with only your pinkie and pointer finger…. there are additional rules. but you get the gist. Any way, as you can deduce, hands are flying everywhere. If you knock over your can on accident you have to drink a beer out of your shoe.

You're wearing a Watermelon Dragon helmet and are vomiting through it.

The Inuits must really hate seagulls. They've invented a horrible drink where you take a seagull, shove it in a bottle, add some water, and let it ferment in the sun for a while. Then they drink it. Yeah, take that seagull! I don't even want to imagine how that tastes.