gross

The Inuits must really hate seagulls. They've invented a horrible drink where you take a seagull, shove it in a bottle, add some water, and let it ferment in the sun for a while. Then they drink it. Yeah, take that seagull! I don't even want to imagine how that tastes.

1. Put marshmallow chicks in a glass jar or bottle and top with vodka. Cover jar. Allow marshmallows to sit until colored coating is dissolved into the vodka and marshmallows are mostly dissolved, 2 to 3 days.

2. Strain marshmallow pieces out of vodka. Pour vodka back into the bottle or another airtight container.

WARNING: Surprising language.