cops

It's iced tea, officer, I swear!

Think of all the nasty surprises that you can have after waking up from a night of drunkenness. I'd put this at about the third or fourth highest.

Unless you're talking to some super troopers

That was wheelie stupid, buddy.

Via Elite Daily:

A lot of people would be excited to discover they managed to get someone's number in the blackout state, but that doesn't apply when the number is from a "nice ploice man."

You normally don't want to wake up with a hangover and a message from the police, but this guy should be grateful things didn't turn out worse.