cocktails

1/2 a pint of beer. Brits like to use lager, in the States we seem to use Guinness more. I guess we think it's more "authentic." For craft brew lovers, try Old #38 Stout from North Coast Brewing Co., or Black Sun Stout from Three Floyds Brewing Company. 1/2 a pint of hard cider, such as Woodchuck or Strongbow. a dash of blackcurrant syrup (optional) Pour into the same glass. If you want to get really fancy, use the back-of-the-spoon method. Turn a spoon upside-down over the beer and gently pour the cider over the back of the spoon. This allows the cider to pour down the edge of the glass and rest on top of the beer in a pousse-cafe layering..

So maybe it isn't that bloody mary (though it damn well could be more than 900 calories) but Red Lobster serves a "Lobsterita" that clocks in right around 890+ calories.

It's your first week aboard the Enterprise and Captain Kirk has selected you to join the away mission to a hostile alien planet! You're excited to have your first assignment outside of the academy, but wait, no one knows your name and you're wearing a red shirt? Looks like you could use a drink.