cigarette

"You know what? I'm sick of all these little smiling children! Running around my castle like this! A mouse can only keep up a façade of happiness for so long. Plus Minnie's a b*h."

Like a bah-ah-ah-ah-ss!

Walking up the aisle is a big moment in your life. Everyone needs to do what they can to calm their nerves.

Wrong end, brah. Second time's a charm, let's go!

... that you became RoboCop?

That or don't keep any writing implements in your house...