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May the 4th be with you, everybody! Because it sure as hell wasn't with this guy.

Wait, no no no, a little less hard.

I was framed!

And then there's "anywhere is possible."

"Oh God, oh **, I'll fix that, and that too, and that, oh Jesus..."

He can leap tall boys in a single pound!

Dude? DUDE?

"What do you mean 'don't leave you hanging?' ... Okay, who caved and told her what she did last night?"

Rockstar Mayhem's going to be in Cleveland on July 31st!

To your credit though, sir, the overalls are a fantastic touch.