"Yeah, I was so wasted that I went down to the animal shelter and bought like 10 cats."
May the 4th be with you, everybody! Because it sure as hell wasn't with this guy.
That's a thing, right? It better be!
Seen as part of our "Art of the Intoxicated" exhibit.
Copyright, Metropolitan Museum of Art.
"Oh God, oh **, I'll fix that, and that too, and that, oh Jesus..."
You don't really want to know what happened between 4:00 AM and 12:00 PM, but let's just say that pig didn't end up in your clothes by accident.
"We're looking for a caucasian male, about six foot ten inches, wears a chrome helmet, and goes by the name Lord Zedd."
... acquire far more comfortable alternative.
