blackout

You could say your body blocked the shot!

That's a thing, right? It better be!

"Oh God, oh **, I'll fix that, and that too, and that, oh Jesus..."

I was just uhh... uhh... looking for a quarter I dropped! Right!

Wait, no no no, a little less hard.

"Item 1: Go harder next time."

Based on the placement of the picture, and the absence of his right arm, it could very well be a self-shot.

Via Elite Daily:

A lot of people would be excited to discover they managed to get someone's number in the blackout state, but that doesn't apply when the number is from a "nice ploice man."

You normally don't want to wake up with a hangover and a message from the police, but this guy should be grateful things didn't turn out worse.

Not yet, at least.

"Yeah, I was so wasted that I went down to the animal shelter and bought like 10 cats."