"Item 1: Go harder next time."
... that you became Salvador Dali?
"I still have my shoes, I made out with some lipsticky chick and she missed a bunch of times, and I became a stripper because I have singles in my belt. Good times."
You could say your body blocked the shot!
May the 4th be with you, everybody! Because it sure as hell wasn't with this guy.
He can leap tall boys in a single pound!
So crazy that they put me in a straitjacket!
...would it be considered
(puts on sunglasses)
Hopicide?
YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Seen as part of our "Art of the Intoxicated" exhibit.
Copyright, Metropolitan Museum of Art.
Three guesses which ones.
