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blackout passed out stripper wasted - 6234510336
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"I still have my shoes, I made out with some lipsticky chick and she missed a bunch of times, and I became a stripper because I have singles in my belt. Good times."

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big bird blackout drunk stumbling wasted - 6125327104
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"Oh God, oh **, I'll fix that, and that too, and that, oh Jesus..."

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cops drunk text blackout funny police - 8300775168
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Via Elite Daily:

A lot of people would be excited to discover they managed to get someone's number in the blackout state, but that doesn't apply when the number is from a "nice ploice man."

You normally don't want to wake up with a hangover and a message from the police, but this guy should be grateful things didn't turn out worse.
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animal shelter blackout hose passed out - 6217612800
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"Yeah, I was so wasted that I went down to the animal shelter and bought like 10 cats."

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blackout drunk passed out passenger seat wasted - 6217644800
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... acquire far more comfortable alternative.

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blackout drunk art horse passed out wasted - 6180907520
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Seen as part of our "Art of the Intoxicated" exhibit.

Copyright, Metropolitan Museum of Art.