Time to raise the bar. If you walk the straight and narrow, and can toe that line on the bar, then maybe these straight-laced puns are for you to. So grab a pint and celebrate, but make sure you stay the course.
You might not want to buy that drink for Aubrey Plaza unless you're ready to go all in.
Lay off the wine coolers, Chad! It's midnight, man, you've gotta step up to the big leagues!
There's a Kluge I can raise my glass to.