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Time to raise the bar. If you walk the straight and narrow, and can toe that line on the bar, then maybe these straight-laced puns are for you to. So grab a pint and celebrate, but make sure you stay the course.

A Place Where All of My Friends are Accepted

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The #3 Best Pickup Line

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Thanks God!

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I'm All Packed!

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Nobody Knows But Her and I

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The Mustache Must Have Confused the Bartender

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Some Classy Beer Taps

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What Else Are Our Bartenders Keeping Track of?

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I Think They Misspelled "Desperate For Attention"

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Don't Tell Anyone

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Now There's A Kegstand

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Unitards Get Free Drinks!

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Crunk Critters: Play It Again, Sam

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That Bar Is On Fire

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You'll Want to Leave Before Last Call

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