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Time to raise the bar. If you walk the straight and narrow, and can toe that line on the bar, then maybe these straight-laced puns are for you to. So grab a pint and celebrate, but make sure you stay the course.

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...and the camera guy who's at just the right spot* in the room to see.

*"just the right spot" means (a) not behind the bar, and (b) not blind.

Seriously, usually you take her home first, out of sight of, uhhh, EVERYBODY, before engaging in consensual lovemaking.

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You know what every party, night on the town, or good old-fashioned binge drinking at home needs? Music! Thus, we bring you Sloshed Songs Sundays, where every week we'll bring you a new song to blast in the background and drunkenly sing/slur along with as you slowly slip downward into an inebriated haze. Bonus: use the tag to see previous Sloshed Songs too!

Got a song you think should be on here? Send it in!

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