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Time to raise the bar. If you walk the straight and narrow, and can toe that line on the bar, then maybe these straight-laced puns are for you to. So grab a pint and celebrate, but make sure you stay the course.

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Well That Seems Fair

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Women Are Not On The Menu

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The #3 Best Pickup Line

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Sounds Like Every Birthday Party I've Ever Had

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What Else Are Our Bartenders Keeping Track of?

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Scamming Your Friends at the Bar

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I See (IC? More Like ID) What You Did There

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This Bar's Banned List Describes Characters You Would Totally Watch in a Play

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Now That's a Convenient Bar

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Do the Drinks Come With Oxygen?

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Be Careful Out There

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Well If You Insist

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The Mustache Must Have Confused the Bartender

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American Prices, Distinctly British Sense of Camaraderie

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Poor Timmy

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A Place Where All of My Friends are Accepted

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