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Time to raise the bar. If you walk the straight and narrow, and can toe that line on the bar, then maybe these straight-laced puns are for you to. So grab a pint and celebrate, but make sure you stay the course.

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Be absolutely sure of what you're doing, and be sure you have a reserve supply!

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...and the camera guy who's at just the right spot* in the room to see.

*"just the right spot" means (a) not behind the bar, and (b) not blind.

Seriously, usually you take her home first, out of sight of, uhhh, EVERYBODY, before engaging in consensual lovemaking.

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