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Time to raise the bar. If you walk the straight and narrow, and can toe that line on the bar, then maybe these straight-laced puns are for you to. So grab a pint and celebrate, but make sure you stay the course.

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The Truth

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As St. Patrick's As it Gets

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Midgets Gotta Drink Too

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Ordering On The Sly

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I Keep a Few Dozen Completed Napkins My Pockets

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Just So You Know

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It's Happy Hour, You Know What That Means

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Forever A Clone

Just Like The Girl At The Bar You Bought It For

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Mulligan's Knows How Relationships Work

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Now There's A Kegstand

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Thanks God!

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At That Point the Beer Would Be Undrinkable

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Well That Seems Fair

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Weave Got A Problem

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I'm All Packed!

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