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No seriously, we mean it. Please. Looking through his channel, his next video was downing a bottle of Elmo's Bubble Bath - likely a result of drinking a bottle of vodka.

Warning, WARNING nude dancing.

Party of 1, anyone?

Courtesy of Dating Fails!

If you live in the Salta province of Argentina, now you can! Salta beer has designed a vending machine for the rugger in all of us by making the machine come with a rather exciting twist: you have to body slam into the machine as hard as you can to get your beer. The front of the machine has a meter similar to those old carnival hammer strength tests which measures the force of your impact.

Too soft? No beer for you! Smash it with all the fury you can muster? Congratulations, you've earned your brew.

Now you can take out your drunken lust for property damage on something that was actually meant to be hit!