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The stumbling, the slurring, the raised octave pitch at the end of each sentence, this is truly what it means to be White Girl Wasted.

Apparently this is footage from an '80s television show from the UK? Don't worry, no dogs were harmed or made intoxicated in the making of this video - that's far too impolite for British sensibilities.

Get thee to a nunnery!

If you've planned well enough in advance to make it before you get drunk, or you're drunken culinary skills are not disastrous.