How Exactly Could You Tell?

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Did they order a round of Cosmotinis or something?

When You Told Me You'd Tip Me a Lincoln...

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Either the service was awful, the tipper is a dick, or the tipper has OCD and always needs to round to the tenth digit. His illness makes him a social pariah.

~OLJ

"Math" is a Pretty Decent Tip

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Need a Receipt?

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"All right sir, we have a 90-day 'no friendzone warranty which covers you being clingy and overly emotional. Would you like to purchase the Jealousy upgrade for only $49.99 more?"

What Did He Have?

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Bacon and eggs, naturally. He's a murderer, not a cannibal!

Eat the Red Sushi

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Sad But True

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