The Chicken Is Delectable But I am Sorry to Note That Some Personal Grooming on the Part of the Waitstaff Would Be Appreciated

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It Doesn't Pay to Be Snotty to the Customers

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When normal customers "find your behavior odd," the worst they'll do is not tip you. But when your customers are cops, they'll go through your surveillance feed. Lesson learned.

~OLJ

One Order of Free Cheesy Breadsticks Too Many

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Business Ventures That NASA Totally Missed Out On

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Here's Your Large Pizza With Sausage, Anchovies, and Dicks

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The penis jokes sure are rearing their heads today.

~OLJ

Breaking Into the Reserves

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The "large" sizes at McD's are practically two liters anyway. I doubt that bottle will last long.

A Strict Work Environment

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Death by getting your skull split open with a giant ballpoint pen. The pen is mightier etc. etc.

~OLJ