This Tweet Is On Fire

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Or post it to Reddit. "Hey guys, my burning office... for karma!" "Hey guys, my burning arm... for karma!" "Hey guys, my immolated body... upvotes?"

You Need a Degree to Run Those Toasters, Don't Laugh!

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From the Reddit submitter:

I set up continental breakfast in a hotel where guests constantly set croissants on fire in the toaster... My boss put this up in our kitchen after I suggested we have a class on how to use a toaster (I'm Brendan).

Alright... Steady... Hips Square... Knees Bent...

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"Damnit... HEY COULD YOU QUIT BARBECUING BACK THERE???"

Do You Really Want to Be Responsible For Setting the Building On Fire?

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Are You Pressing a Button Down Shirt?

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Because you just got burned by the irony.

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That's Still Gonna Be $15.00 for Your Popcorn

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