break room

break room,microwave,notes,passive aggression
By Unknown
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"Other people" prefer their grease to drip directly from the plate instead of from the rest of the microwave.

break,break room,coca cola,drink,gross,soda,water cooler
By Unknown
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I remember one of these coolers from the last job I worked! Let's just say that before they called me "Water Cooler Chris" I had a more sugary, carbonated nick name. Also, there was a lot more of me to go around.

-Water Cooler Chris

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If that fork and that spoon don't use protection, they'll have a spork on their hands soon.

break room,breakroom,flowchart,programming,sign,water cooler
By Brad
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There's a Greg in our office, and this flowchart would work perfectly for him. Except it would be placed in front of the coffee, and instead of asking if he has permission, it would ask "Did you make the coffee? Have you ever made coffee? No? Then go away."

~OLJ

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By Unknown
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If they can make coffee disappear so easily, can they pull more out of a hat?

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