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Time to take the dog to the park. Or the kid, or maybe even just yourself. Time to smell some fresh air and dodge frisbees and footballs as you try to find a nice quiet spot. So find your happy place with these turfed-up puns and jokes just for you.
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Customer tries to buy snacks at convenience store, realizes store has no prices: 'I'm not buying something if I don't know how much it costs
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Employee is told that the promotion she applied for is being dissolved, she gets given the role's responsibilities anyway with no extra pay: 'There’s a pretty significant pay gap between the dissolved role and my current role'
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Neighbor cuts down homeowner's oak tree because of one overgrown branch, damaging homeowner's property in the process: 'If you kept your tree in check, this wouldn't have happened'
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Guy denies borrowing his neighbor's tool until another neighbor provides video evidence, tries to change his tune, but is too late: ‘There it was. Clear as day… Then their attitude shifted.'
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25-year-old groom-to-be uninvites sister from his wedding after she takes over his engagement party with pregnancy announcement: ‘I’m done being second in my own life’
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