Ah, it's the cherub hula. The dance that tells a story. A really, really sad story.

I think if you'd just stopped at "HATE LIFE," then this would have made sense.

Megan Fox looks better without makeup then I would have guessed.

Joke's on you because my mama gets headaches when she looks at blurry stuff so she wouldn't be able to read this. SUCKA!

This is the year the world's supposed to end, right? Let's hope so.