I'm not really sure what the relationship could be between this baby picture and a tattoo of the Heat Miser on meth trying to eat a caterpillar. If anyone knows, please don't tell me because I'd rather not.

Oh, I don't think you can depend on the sun for this one. Lasers will work MUCH faster.

Have you ever wondered what it would look like if a Hot Topic store sneezed on your back? Well now you know.

Is that bird in its death throes? Or did it just see itself in the mirror?