Health and What?

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code,construction,plank,safety code,scaffolding,unstable,wood
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If he doesn't die, I will... from disbelief.

Safety First!

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cable,electricity,outlet,plug,socket,tree,wood
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Just in case of rain, this electrical socket in a tree has its own roof.

Dennis The Menace Is Getting Lazy

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bungee,cheap,fence,laziness,together,wood
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Hobo War Machine

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brick,fire,hobo,shopping cart,wood
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A Sad Day in the Life of a Picnic Table

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board,picnic table,wood
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"Long, long ago, this table was a majestic specimen, useful, and new. However, years of use have rendered it shabby and useless. It was destined to become firewood, but then someone with a large heart (and appreciation for picnic tables) took pity on it. It now serves as a conversation piece."

Was I the only one who read that user's description in David Attenborough's voice?

A Shiny New Bumper Would Just Look Out of Place

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cars,wood,bumper,there I fixed it
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Safety This Low Petrifies Me!

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bumper,petrified wood,wood
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And apparently it petrifies that wood too.