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"Too early in the morning to be influenced by a "here, hold my beer" moment. My husband's creative helper."
"Bought hanging pepper bag, but I didn't have a place to hang it on my balcony, so I lashed a shepherd's crook to my old satellite dish stand with 2 dozen zip strips. It still wasn't sturdy enough, so I jammed a piece of wood in the pipe to lengthen it."
I believe it was the philosopher Young Jeezy who once told us all to stay strapped. Glad to see you're taking his advice!
The fancy mixer tap in the kitchen broke, so I ripped it out, sawed a hole in the top, and used two outside tap kits (£9.99 each) to build a new art nouveau - works a beaut!