An honest man always keeps his wood!

Okay, I'm done...

Then give it a swingy wooden thing!

"Bought this car for $300, I finally sold this car when the axle was about to rust out of the frame. I got $300 for it."

Now that's Das Auto! ... Wait, no, that's Volkswagen... You know what, I don't care, it's Das Auto anyway!

Who knows if it will snap and the bicycle will fall apart while you're riding it? Talk about suspensions with suspense!