"I've got the most brilliant idea! Instead of people driving on wheels, why don't we just make the roads themselves out of tires! Brilliant!"
Because car thieves never carry any sort of tools with them. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Just print one out.
Hmm... actually, no. Too small. Needs more douchebag, stat!
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