When compressed air becomes a precious commodity, drivers take some desperate measures to save money.
Hmm... actually, no. Too small. Needs more douchebag, stat!
Bro, you're obviously just jelly of my sick wheels. Just deal with it.
And they'd really want your rusted, Russian-made monstrosity to begin with.
Two bottle jacks, two scissor jacks, a Twilight book and 2x4" oughta do it! Left in a municipal lot, on a slope.