This is what you should do if you don't want to stand around holding down the toaster's broken toast lever. I mean really! I've got places to be! Like the fridge and the cupboard...

The toaster has three settings: light, dark, or Christmas tree stand.

DeviantART user Mathijs Sterrenburg modified his toaster to look like the original Nintendo Entertainment System. Now is the time where I would usually make a crack about a "blowing on it" if it broke, but in this case, I find such a joke is actually appropriate: if your toast is too hot, blow on it!

Hear that? That's the sound of people around the world scooping burnt cheese out of their toaster after attempting this.

~NSHA

It doesn't make toast, but it does burn DVDs...

Said the guy who made this and no one else in the history of forever.