The Popper Was Toast

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popper,toast,toaster
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If the popper doesn't stay down, don't buy a new one. Here's your solution right here!

Breakfast Preparation Gone A-Rye

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awry,bread,breakfast,diet coke,rye,toast,toaster
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This is what you should do if you don't want to stand around holding down the toaster's broken toast lever. I mean really! I've got places to be! Like the fridge and the cupboard...

Without Cleaning Toaster First, Get Broken Toaster

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clever,cooking,dual use,not a kludge,toaster
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Hear that? That's the sound of people around the world scooping burnt cheese out of their toaster after attempting this.

~NSHA

Because Reheating It In The Microwaves Blows

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cooking kludge,dual use,pizza,toaster
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If I had the choice to make one public service announcement, it would be warning people against microwaving leftover pizza. "Crispy Crust or Bust!" I'm still working on the slogan.

~NSHA