If I had the choice to make one public service announcement, it would be warning people against microwaving leftover pizza. "Crispy Crust or Bust!" I'm still working on the slogan.
Mustard I? ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Said the guy who made this and no one else in the history of forever.
THOSE WERE YOUR CHILDREN!
This is what you should do if you don't want to stand around holding down the toaster's broken toast lever. I mean really! I've got places to be! Like the fridge and the cupboard...
Hear that? That's the sound of people around the world scooping burnt cheese out of their toaster after attempting this.
If the popper doesn't stay down, don't buy a new one. Here's your solution right here!