Submitter Noah Cue says that he redesigned his toaster after he found out his oven wasn't working, and the result works like a charm.

It doesn't make toast, but it does burn DVDs...

This is what you should do if you don't want to stand around holding down the toaster's broken toast lever. I mean really! I've got places to be! Like the fridge and the cupboard...

The toaster has three settings: light, dark, or Christmas tree stand.

Well, I was going to make a joke about a toaster needing an intervention, but then I read the tequila label and can only think of Olmec from Legends of the Hidden Temple. Man, that was a good show. #revealingmyage ~Not-So-Handy Andy