toaster

alcohol,drinking,dual use,Obscure Reference,toaster
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Well, I was going to make a joke about a toaster needing an intervention, but then I read the tequila label and can only think of Olmec from Legends of the Hidden Temple. Man, that was a good show. #revealingmyage ~Not-So-Handy Andy

cooking kludge,dual use,pizza,toaster
By Unknown
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If I had the choice to make one public service announcement, it would be warning people against microwaving leftover pizza. "Crispy Crust or Bust!" I'm still working on the slogan.

~NSHA

nerdgasm,NES,nintendo,team breakfast food,toast,toaster,video games
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DeviantART user Mathijs Sterrenburg modified his toaster to look like the original Nintendo Entertainment System. Now is the time where I would usually make a crack about a "blowing on it" if it broke, but in this case, I find such a joke is actually appropriate: if your toast is too hot, blow on it!

popper,toast,toaster
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If the popper doesn't stay down, don't buy a new one. Here's your solution right here!

awry,bread,breakfast,diet coke,rye,toast,toaster
By Mike
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This is what you should do if you don't want to stand around holding down the toaster's broken toast lever. I mean really! I've got places to be! Like the fridge and the cupboard...

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