What? You're telling me that there's a way to make Segways useful? NO WAI!
From the submitter:
"My hippie parents have been "repurposing" my whole life. This particular creation is a favorite. It doesn't tip over! The sad thing is, that my dad has TWO of them!"
Want all the comfort of a tractor mower without any of the precision? Then buy Frankenmower! Dandelions beware! It also doubles as a snow plow. Bonus!