I should have given the dough to the guy with the... meat grinder? clay flattener? at the laundromat!
Can't tell if desperate, or just brilliant.
You squeeze every last drop out, because your mother told you not to waste. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Fun fact of the day: 4G is actually just a marketing term and by its official definition has yet to be implemented by any company. #themoreyouknow ~Not-So-Handy Andy
You know, you wouldn't want to get it hot or anything. ~NSHA
Unless you like them with a side of corn and punch to the mouth. ~NSHA
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