Don't worry, he's a doctor. With an iron.
"Spotted in a parking lot of the Goodwill store. The driver who walked up a minute after I took the photo had coarse hair that looked like it had been coated in a cracked burned substance. Either fire or aerosol spray foam seems to be a repeating theme."
Hey, don't judge now! Ladies love dudes with minivans that have had close encounters with volcanoes... right?