Also, I think there's a certain Bond villain who would like this SUV very much.

Yes. This man drilled holes in his bumper and "sewed" it back together with zip ties.

I couldn't let her go. She had so much life left in her.

At least it's silver tape.

Really? You're going to waste perfectly good duct tape on a Daewoo?

They both squish things around back into shape very slowly.