Close it and it'll be the second stickiest mess he's had on that keyboard.
Because there were no decent laptop coolers on sale at Black Friday.
This is a much more important use for a parachute rip-cord.
Odd, Timbuk2 doesn't make a laptop bag that fits these dimensions.
Only shove it in as hard as you can, then curse the heavens when it hits your shin later. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Plug this thing into a Zip Drive and you deserve a Nobel Prize.