Bumper to Bumper

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Bumper to Bumper
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If that truck had a version of those "How's my Driving?" stickers, except it said "How's my Kludging?" I'd call the number.

~Not-"Not-So-Handy Andy" Jack

Welcome to the Jungle!

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Welcome to the Jungle!
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We've got screws and tape! We've got everything you want, And all of my puns are lame!

Bump It Up!

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Bump It Up!
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So much bump you'd think it was a speakerbox.

Can't Afford a New Bumper?

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Can't Afford a New Bumper?
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Then use grit, spit, and duct tape! Free, free, and, like, five bucks at the drug store.