Safety This Low Petrifies Me!

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Safety This Low Petrifies Me!
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And apparently it petrifies that wood too.

If at First You Don't Succeed... Try the Same Thing Again!

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If at First You Don't Succeed... Try the Same Thing Again!
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Clearly the owner of this car does not learn from their mistakes. The remnants of the first attempt to hold the bumper on with duct tape are clearly visible, yet there is more duct tape holding it on. There's a fine line between persistence and learning from your mistakes, people!

Bump It Up!

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Bump It Up!
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So much bump you'd think it was a speakerbox.

Bumper to Bumper

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Bumper to Bumper
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If that truck had a version of those "How's my Driving?" stickers, except it said "How's my Kludging?" I'd call the number.

~Not-"Not-So-Handy Andy" Jack

Can't Tell if Truck or My Back Porch...

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Can't Tell if Truck or My Back Porch...
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One can observe the high levels of "Aww, screw it" on the front bumper.