Klassik Kludges: Outta My Way!

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bath salts,bicycle,bike,chainsaw,saw,zombie apocalypse
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With all this talk of the bath salts zombie apocalypse going around, I think I'm going to play it safe and get me one of these!

This One's Not Going To Walk Away

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bike,dual use,flip flops,locked up
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When it gets stolen, look for the angry and shoeless man wandering about in confusion.

~NSHA

They See Me Rollin'

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Brilliant! It's a like a bike that's also a treadmill! Genius! ... Wait, they already invented those? They're called stationary bikes? %@*$@#(@!$!!!!!

Mail-ercize!

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bicycle,bike,exercise bike,wooden bike
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Nothing holds up the mail like an out-of-shape mail person.

The Penny-Farthing In Its Teenage Years

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bike,Hall of Fame,overkill,penny farthing
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Destruction derbies are a lot less fun when motorized vehicles aren't allowed.

~NSHA

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