Excuse me, I believe it specifically states not to use the top step. Please expand your barbecue and try again.
The handlebars may be sideways, but that just improves the adventure. ~NSHA
Evidently you're not a grammarian though...
Close the window! You're letting out all the carbon monoxide. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
One trash can lid + a few bricks = a whole lot of awesome.