The New Mercedes Town and Country

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That's one grill you don't want to fire up. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

You Can Still Ply It Open

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I'm sorry, we have to perform surgery to separate the twins. Only one of you will survive. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

What a Showoff

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Deadbolt always thought there was something strange about his brother. But they were never really open with each other.

~NSHA

So You Can Wash Your (Cue) Balls

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Somebody Blue This Job

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This Definitely Measures Up

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Funnily enough, Mix 'n Chill is what I usually do at parties. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

I'm Tired of Boring Kludges

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Not to worry Fixers, the Historical Thursday post is working out a couple of kink as its writer recovers from the Vancouver riots. It'll be up within an hour!