wtf

Get these morons off the internet.

These make us mad and so happy at the same time....

These disturbing facts will make you want to hide under the covers. 

That awkward moment when your 'sugar daddy' is your real daddy. 

As far as being an idiot who is unbelievably de-attached from reality and the way the world works, and I don't know general human decency.....this dude with an unreal knack for not being able to text like a mouth-breathing manchild, successfully crowned himself king of stupidity. If you can make it past the ridiculous abbreviations and misspellings in his actual texts, you'll be quick to see this is nothing short of an epic attempt at validating blatant cheating. I guess you could say he gets an A+ for thinking outside the box though. All in all, Bella really dodged a bullet on this one.