This Crook Thought it Would be a Good Idea to Swipe $15,000 in Goods Next to a Krav Maga Studio

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That's David Menzies right there. Mezies had a plan so simple it was stupid: Test drive a new Jeep, smash and grab some goods from a bike store, then drive off with his new vehicle.

What he didn't think too much about was that the store he wanted to rob was right next to the Hammerfist Krav Maga school. That's where co-owner Jason Carrio comes in. 

Carrio attempted to call the police, but when it was clear that Menzies was about to make away with the bikes and goods, he ripped him out of his vehicle and subdued him until authorities arrived. A pretty ballsy move!

Almost as ballsy as trying to conduct a robbery next to a bunch of trained martial artists.

This Over-the-Top Turkish Soap Opera Accidentally Aired Scenes Without Their Special Effects

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According to the Reddit thread where this video was posted, the drama is full of cautionary tales about people who need to change their path in life or face damnation - clearly what's going on in this video.

Assuming you believe damnation is getting bothered by awkward men in green suits.