This Poor Girl Trips and Eats it Hard While Getting Her Diploma. Welcome to Adult Life!

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There's really no better way to encapsulate the feeling of entering the adult world than stumble-walking for 26 seconds in impractical heels before toppling over unceremoniously. 

For maximum effect, listen to this while watching the video:

Employees Fired After Leaving Coffin in Hearse to Get Coffee

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A hearse driver and funeral director made a pit stop, leaving the body and coffin of the veteran they were transporting in the hearse.  They were on their way to a funeral service and left the hearse waiting in the parking lot while they took a coffee break. Both employees were fired for this thoughtless and disrespectful move when it was brought to the attention of Veterans Funeral Care, the funeral home they were working for.

U2's The Edge Lives Up to His Name, Walks Right Off the Stage During a Performance

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If that headline looks familiar, it's only because that's the joke that the famed U2 guitar player is going to have to live with for the next six months of his life. There he is in Vancouver during Thursday night's show, perfecting his art of "holding down a few chords and letting it reverb" before accidentally taking a Looney Tunes step right over the edge.

Once the cartoon dust settled, The Edge only had a few minor injuries and the show continued on as normal. Whether or not that's a good thing, we'll leave up to you.

An Amateur Rapper Gives Out His Real Phone Number on Facebook, Gets Surprised at the $6000 Phone Bill

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In just four days, you too can totally destroy your phone bill! On the bright side, at least that means you have a lot of fans!

A UK Man Has a Colossal Sneezing Fit and Uncovers a 40-Year-Old Secret

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Steve Easton of Surrey in the UK suffered a terrible sneezing fit, and when he was done he pulled a rubber dart cap from his nose. After telling his mother about the event, she recalled a story he had forgotten from when Steve was just 7 or 8 years old. As it turns out, he was taken to the hospital after getting a dart stuck up his nose as a kid, where doctors were unable to find it after X-rays.

Here's Easton telling it in his own words: