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This just in hot off the wire: Denny's isn't drug testing. Or at least these examples of pure ridiculousness hint at such a possibility. Seriously, what's in the water at those establishments these days. Cause whatever it is, I want some. 

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Adult wrapping, also called Otonamaki has taken Tokyo by storm as the latest bizarre health trend (aims to ease post-pregnancy pains and aches), and I'm getting a solid rush of anxiety just thinking about participating in this. 

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Via: Bjørn Christian Tørrissen
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Have you ever wanted to feel what it's like to be inside of a frying pan, just sizzling and bouncing like a piece of zucchini nobody wants? 

Of course you have! 

Well, if you're in Myanmar, your dreams have come true. This dumb-as-shit ride called "Tagada" is leaving riders in Yangon bruised and nauseous. They bounce and laugh, but they don't know why because this thing looks so stupid. 

I have no idea why anyone would want to ride this thing, but then again, I don't like rides. Except for The Haunted Mansion. The Haunted Mansion is my shit. 

via Disneyland Gif

No matter how you slice and dice this dark and twisted discovery, that right there broheme, is a condom, the wrong kind of plastic baggy, an entirely unwanted chef's twist. Truly, what fresh hell is this? And the shit-coated excuse of a customer service dialogue that follows thereafter is unbelievable in every sense of the word. Bro, you seriously want us to believe that's a jar of foam? We can see the RING!

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Have you ever overheard a snippet of a conversation that left your head spinning? Like, you walk away thinking to yourself, "What the heck did I just witness? Did I hear that right? Did someone really just say that?",

Well, these people experienced exactly that this week when they overheard some funny, and outright strange, things.

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fail guy smuggles gold in his butt
Via: Death and Taxes
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This criminal really went up his own ass. 

A former Royal Canadian Mint worker who tried to steal gold by smuggling it through metal detectors via his butt is getting 30 months in jail. But here's a kick in the pants: He was convicted by Ontario Court judge Peter Doody. 

C'mon, guys. You're shitting me. This is like a murder suspect being
convicted by the Honorable Judge Knife Plundge.

via Fearless Flyer

Please don't put those in your mouth


Apparently, Leston Lawrence, the butt gold smuggler, had the job of "purifying recently procured gold" and being in charge of all irony at the Mint. He got caught trying to cash to checks worth $15,200 from Ottawa Gold Buyers, which tipped off the bank. All in all, he stole 22 gold pucks worth $165,451.14.

via GIPHY

These eyebrow touch-ups, tattoos, sin-stains, whatever constitute 'FAIL' in every damn sense of the word, and then some dude. Leafing through these I genuinely felt my balls shrivel up in fear. Picturing walking by one of these nightmare hellfaces in a dark alleyway at the end of a long night, in no way failed to shoot a cold chill down the back of my spine. A few of these terror masks are what I'd imagine seeing gatekeeping the fiery gates of fucking hell. 

But hey. Whatever. All done for the sake of attaining that higher, top-shelf kind of beauty to get an eyebrow raise from the rest of the world, right? Riiight? 

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